Medieval Musings

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Medieval musings bring you lots of giggles from the middle ages.

Back then they had court jesters to entertain the royal courts with all sorts of jokes, puns and riddles.

Imagine the likes of sorcerers, dragons, knights, and royalty.

Magic spells, potions, wizards,castles and moats conjure up all sorts of great giggles.

And maybe a few groans!

We'll keep you giggling with all sorts of magical mutterings.


What did the toad say when the princess would not kiss him?

Warts the matter with you?


What did the king say watching the rowboat go around the moat?

Looks like it's in oar-bit!


Why did the king's butler wear a coat of armor?

Because he was a Sir-vant!


What do you call the young royal who keeps falling down?

Prince Harming!


Where does the queen keep the seeds for her garden?

In the flower tower!


How does the king power the castle?

With his dungeon-erator!


What do you call the stone cats guarding the castle doors?



What do you call a cat that flies over the castle wall?

A cat-a-pult!


What game do the fish play in the moat?

Trout or dare!


Where do the fish in the moat never want to end up?

On squid row!

What did the fish say to the other when the horse fell in the moat?

See horse!


What do you call an angry princess just awakened from a long sleep?

Slapping beauty!


How did the prince get into the castle when the drawbridge was broken?

He used a rowmoat!


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Ha Not rated yet
What do you call a fish with no I's? A fsh!

Jester Not rated yet
What do you call a jester with no jokes? Fired!

Knights Not rated yet
Why did the king send his soldiers out into the dark? To be knighted!

Medieval Women Not rated yet
What did the noblewoman say to the peasant? Nothing! Who would have heard of such a thing!

I <3 U Not rated yet
Who has love but receives none? What is red and white, but not clothes? What can take down or make houses? What is a king, but not alive? …

Medieval Not rated yet
What is not very evil, but not a little evil? Medieval

Arthur Not rated yet
What did King Arthur tell the round table before going to bed? Knight Knight!

The Frog Joke Not rated yet
What do you call a frog in shining armour? Sir Frogalot!!

Mosquito Not rated yet
Q: What do you call a mosquito in a tin suit? A: A bite in shining armor!

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