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Medieval musings bring you lots of giggles from the middle ages.
Back then they had court jesters to entertain the royal courts with all sorts of jokes, puns and riddles.
Magic spells, potions, wizards,castles and moats conjure up all sorts of great giggles.
And maybe a few groans!
We'll keep you giggling with all sorts of magical mutterings.
What did the toad say when the princess would not kiss him?
Warts the matter with you?
What did the king say watching the rowboat go around the moat?
Looks like it's in oar-bit!
Why did the king's butler wear a coat of armor?
Because he was a Sir-vant!
What do you call the young royal who keeps falling down?
Where does the queen keep the seeds for her garden?
In the flower tower!
How does the king power the castle?
With his dungeon-erator!
What do you call the stone cats guarding the castle doors?
What do you call a cat that flies over the castle wall?
What game do the fish play in the moat?
Trout or dare!
Where do the fish in the moat never want to end up?
On squid row!
What did the fish say to the other when the horse fell in the moat?
What do you call an angry princess just awakened from a long sleep?
How did the prince get into the castle when the drawbridge was broken?
He used a rowmoat!
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What did King Arthur tell the round table before going to bed? Knight Knight!
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What do you call a frog in shining armour? Sir Frogalot!!
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Q: What do you call a mosquito in a tin suit? A: A bite in shining armor!
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